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A photograph was captioned as showing a year-old Ivanka Trump sitting on her father Donald Trump's lap during a concert at their Mar-a-Lago estate. The photograph does not in itself document any 'grinding' or other inappropriate physical activity between Ivanka and her father. How many times can the creepiness of the Trump family seriously shock us? I mean…Trump has stated that he would date his own daughter, asked strangers if they thought she was hot, told a live morning show crowd the thing he had most in common with her was sex and groped her live on stage at the Republican National Convention. What could be worse than that? The answer is, of course, the pictures. Could it be she did all she could to keep Lord Cheeto happy to avoid severe consequences?
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A turning Mitsubishi Triton was dramatically flipped onto its roof in a horror crash when it was T-boned by a car flying out of a hidden lane. Horrifying footage shows the ute turning right from the Princes Highway into Darley Road, in Heathcote in Sydney, through a gap in oncoming traffic. Two lanes of traffic travelling in the opposite direction can be seen halted at a 'do not queue across intersection' sign, with the Triton using the opportunity to pull out in front of cars to complete the turn. A white hatchback has been filmed T-boning a Mitsubishi Triton pictured in Sydney's south.
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